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Scary Picture 3 Quotes

Scary Movie 3 is a Television programme that appeared on Idiot box in 1970 . Scary Flick 3 stopped airing in 1970.

It features James L. Venable in charge of musical score, and Marking Irwin as head of cinematography.

Scary Movie 3 is recorded in English and originally aired in U.s.. Each episode of Scary Movie 3 is 84 minutes long. Scary Motion picture three is distributed by Dimension Films.

The cast includes: Simon Rex as George, Charlie Sheen as Tom, Anthony Anderson every bit Mahalik, Kevin Hart equally CJ, Jeremy Piven equally Ross Giggins, Anna Faris as Cindy, George Carlin as The Architect, Jianna Ballard equally Sue, Tom Kenny every bit Conflicting #1, Leslie Nielsen equally President Harris, Drew Mikuska every bit Cody, Pamela Anderson as Becca, Jenny McCarthy as Kate, Camryn Manheim as Trooper Champlin, D. L. Hughley as John Wilson, Denise Richards as Annie, Regina Hall as Brenda Meeks, Eddie Griffin equally Orpheus, Queen Latifah every bit RZA, Eddie Griffin as MJ, Ja Rule equally Agent Thompson, Ajay Naidu as Sayaman, Darrell Hammond as Father Muldoon, and George Carlin as Builder.

Scary Flick 3 Quotes

Anna Faris as Cindy

(Anna Faris) "Time to go back downwardly the well, bowwow."

(Anna Faris) "I tin can't believe y'all let that happen."
(Simon Male monarch) "I know, I'yard sorry. I screwed up."
(Anna Faris) "Heed, we can still save him. The respond to the tape, to your crop circles, is at a lighthouse. Oh, y'all recollect I'one thousand crazy, don't you?"
(Simon Rex) "Of course I exercise."

(Anna Faris) "Information technology'due south so difficult."
(Simon King) "Well, you lot're a beautiful woman, and you lot're pressing up against me."

(Anna Faris) "I'm looking for something more than just skillful sexual activity."
(Regina Hall) "I know. You want commitment."
(Anna Faris) "No, I want great sexual practice."

(Mr. Meeks) "These just came today. Photos from a trip she took."
(Anna Faris) "They're blank."
(Mrs. Meeks) "Turn them around, honey."
(Anna Faris) "Oh."

(Anna Faris) "Telephone call it women'due south intuition, or ESPN, or both, but I can tell when danger'south well-nigh --"

(Tabitha) "Cheers all. Your love has freed my soul. I won't take to kill again."
(Anna Faris) "Really?"
(Tabitha) "I'm just screwin' with ya."

(Anna Faris) "Hello?"
(Tabitha's Voice) "Seven days."
(Anna Faris) "What? Willie Mays?"
(Tabitha's Voice) "7 days."
(Anna Faris) "Who's gay? Hello?"
(Tabitha'south Voice) "Vii days."
(Anna Faris) "What?"
(Tabitha'south Voice) "Can you lot hear me now?"
(Anna Faris) "Kind of."
(Tabitha'southward Voice) "Tin can you hear me now?"
(Anna Faris) "Aye. Perfect."
(Tabitha's Vocalism) "Seven days."
(Anna Faris) "Seven days. Oh, my God. I'm gonna die adjacent Mon?"
(Tabitha's Voice) "Yes. No. Wait. Monday. That would be seven business days. This is seven days starting now."
(Anna Faris) "So seven days to this very 60 minutes? My spotter broke. How am I gonna know the exact hour?"
(Tabitha'south Vox) "Forget hours. This day seven days from now."
(Anna Faris) "Simply there's a holiday coming up. Do you count the vacation?"
(Tabitha's Voice) "Well, that depends. What holiday?"
(Anna Faris) "Martin Luther King Day."
(Tabitha'southward Vocalisation) "Then no."
(Anna Faris) "Why not? Everybody at work is taking it off."
(Tabitha's Voice) "Jesus Christ, lady. I'm giving you lot seven friggin' days. I can come over now and kill the shit out of you if you'd rather have that."

(Anna Faris) "Hello?"
(Tabitha'due south Voice) "It's me. How you doing?"
(Anna Faris) "Fine."
(Tabitha'south Voice) "Enjoying your last week? I can't wait to see yous. Half-dozen days now, right?"
(Anna Faris) "Yeah."
(Tabitha'south Voice) "Information technology was corking catching upwards. Tin can I speak to Cody?"
(Anna Faris) "Why? He didn't watch the tape."
(Tabitha's Voice) "Yes, he did. Come on, Cindy, I do this for a living."
(Anna Faris) "How-do-you-do?"
(Tabitha'southward Vocalization) "Hello, I'm calling from "Reader's Digest" with a fantastic offering for Cody."
(Anna Faris) "No, you lot're not. You're that evil little daughter from the tape."
(Tabitha's Voice) "Okay, you got me. How most I just leave a bulletin for him?"
(Anna Faris) "Fine."
(Anna Faris) "Uh-huh. Yep. Okay, how do you lot spell that? Right. Okay, got information technology. Bye-bye."
(Anna Faris) "Aaaah."

(Anna Faris) "Something weird is going on at your subcontract. I know it."
(Simon Rex) "I don't know what you're talking nigh. Sometimes a sheep simply needs to be pushed through the fence."

(Carson Ward) "Information technology's sweeps month. Ratings mean everything. People want human interest stories, like the one you did yesterday."
(Anna Faris) "The report on chest augmentation? It was just ten minutes of topless women. People desire difficult hitting stories, and indepth coverage, and, and --"
(Carson Ward) "And TWINS."

(Anna Faris) "Cody, did I ever tell you what your mom said about you the day you were built-in?"
(Drew Mikuska) "No."
(Anna Faris) "I was in the delivery room with her. She was having a difficult time. Then you began to come out of her. And your mom screamed and screamed in pain. She yelled, "Merely kill me. Bludgeon me with a bedpan. Whatever you practise, put me out of this pain." She was gushing torrents of blood. I have this all on tape if you want to see it someday. Well, finally you lot came out. Your mom cut your umbilical cord herself. Well, on the second endeavor. The first fourth dimension she snipped your penis in half. After all, she was boozer. Actually, drugged. We'd been out the dark before jubilant St. Patrick's Solar day. And she idea, "Hey, I never tasted crystal meth." So she did just a piffling."
(Drew Mikuska) "My penis?"
(Anna Faris) "Aye. They sewed it on upside downwards."
(Drew Mikuska) "So that's why I pee upwards?"
(Anna Faris) "Yes. We'll get it fixed, dearest. It's on my list of things. Right after we get TiVo. Anyhow, in that location you were. Your mom turned to me and she said, "Hey, you want him? Take him." So she died. And I took y'all. Do you know why? I'd just lost my cat in a fire, and I needed something to pet and feed. And I miss that cat, Cody. Simply I love you. And zippo'due south ever gonna change that, non even the very painful death we're nigh to feel."

Leslie Nielsen as President Harris

(Leslie Nielsen) "I only want to tell you lot both skilful luck, we're all counting on you."

(Leslie Nielsen) "Skillful God, the small ones have metal teeth. Jerry'due south Kids, my ass."

(Leslie Nielsen) "Ah, expert. The Air Force is here with those new round planes."
(Clandestine Serviceman Jones) "We don't have round planes, sir."

(Leslie Nielsen) "These men died for their land. Ship flowers to their bitches and hos."

(Leslie Nielsen) "You're excited? You should feel my nipples."

Simon Rex as George

(Simon Male monarch) "Y'all guys ever wonder what it would be like to stop livin' upward hither"
(Simon Rex) "and first livin' down hither?"
(Anthony Anderson) "Or what if we finish livin' over here"
(Anthony Anderson) "and starting time livin' over in that location?"
(Kevin Hart) "Shit, my aunt Shaneequa used to alive over there. Merely that bitch got evicted though."
(Anthony Anderson) "For what?"
(Kevin Hart) "Mice."
(Anthony Anderson) "I thought she had rats?"
(Kevin Hart) "No, rats are exterior, mice are inside."
(Anthony Anderson) "Simply what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is information technology a mouse?"
(Kevin Hart) "I own't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'1000 sayin'."
(Anthony Anderson) "That's because it's a rat, fool."
(Kevin Hart) "Damn. You mighta only made fact. That's some real shit right there. A-Ha."
(Simon Rex) "Guys, I really don't see what this has anything to practice with anything --"

(Simon Male monarch) "Family, that'due south just what I've been running away from"
(Leslie Nielsen) "Well, that'south considering you're an idiot."

(Simon Rex) "And so, I'll exist doing the rap battle at the 23 Club tomorrow night."
(Regina Hall) "Oh, I don't believe this shit."
(Simon Rex) "Word. You ii should come down. I'll be rappin', I'll exist cappin', I'll be tappin', I'll be flappin', I'll be happen -- ing. Ding, bing, wing. Yo."
(Anna Faris) "Sounds skilful."
(Simon Rex) "Would, could, should, 'hood."
(Regina Hall) "Ugh."
(Simon Rex) "Gug, mug, dug, bug."

(Simon King) "Sue wanted to pay respects to her teacher. You?"
(Anna Faris) "Brenda was my bowwow."

(Simon Rex) "Why is at that place an open up casket?"
(Anna Faris) "George information technology's a wake."
(Simon King) "She'due south alive, Sue your teacher is alive."
(Anna Faris) "No George she'due south expressionless."
(Simon King) "No Brenda. Don't die on me."
(Anthony Anderson) "Hey get away from him wide."
(Simon Rex) "clear."

(Simon Rex) "I have a dream."
(Charlie Sheen) "What is your dream?"
(Simon Male monarch) "To have a dream."

(Simon Male monarch) "Sue's teacher, Brenda. She'south -- She'southward dead."
(Charlie Sheen) "Oh. I amend tell her."
(Simon Rex) "No, no, no. I tin can practice it. Sue?"
(Jianna Ballard) "Yes?"
(Simon Rex) "You know your teacher, Miss Brenda?"
(Jianna Ballard) "Yes."
(Simon King) "She's dead."
(Jianna Ballard) "Aah."
(Simon Rex) "Gone forever. Died a horrible, painful death. Gone, gone, gone, just like your dog."
(Jianna Ballard) "My dog's dead?"
(Simon Rex) "I simply ran him over with the automobile when I collection in. Everyone y'all love around you is dying."

Tom Kenny every bit Alien #1

Anthony Anderson as Mahalik

(Anthony Anderson) "Yo George, you need something? I'll practise anything for you -- ANYTHING --"

(Anthony Anderson) "Yo DJ, spin that shit."

(Anthony Anderson) "I constitute their weakness. They're powerless without their heads."

(Anthony Anderson) "So, if they're friendly, and so how come they choke us a few minutes ago?"
(Tom Kenny) "Oh, that'southward how nosotros say hello."
(Simon Rex) "Then how practice you say good-adieu?"
(Simon Rex) "Oooh -- I had to ask --"
(Tom Kenny) "If yous call back that'due south unusual, then you should see how we pee."
(Leslie Nielsen) "Oooooh, we are not and then much different after all --"

(Anthony Anderson) "I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week and this mornin' he woke upwardly dead."
(Kevin Hart) "How the hell do you wake upwardly dead?"
(Anthony Anderson) "Cause' you're alive when you go to slumber."
(Kevin Hart) "Then yous're telling me you tin can go to bed dead and wake upwardly alive?"
(Anthony Anderson) "You tin can't go to bed expressionless. That shit would've been redundant."
(Kevin Hart) "No information technology would'nt cause' you tin can go to bed and not exist dead, and y'all tin die and not be in the bed."
(Anthony Anderson) "But you are in the bed. That'due south how you wake upward dead in the outset place fool."
(Kevin Hart) "Damn. that's some quantum shit right in that location man. You should be didactics classes."

Kevin Hart as CJ

(U-God) "You stepped on my shoe, bitch."
(Redman) "Man, call me a bitch again and I'll park your truck; dead in yo ass."
(Macy Greyness) "DAMN, HOMEY."
(Kevin Hart) "Hey yo, they comin. Over hither."
(Queen Latifah) "If I was you, son, I'd bust this shit right at present."
(Method Man) "Ya Momma."
(U-God) "I got your number, too, homey."
(Primary P) "He ain't gonna bust nuthin. I got nuts bigger than him."
(Queen Latifah) "Oh, yep, I'll roll up on you also; country ass maple syrup eatin' nigga."
(Master P) "Ya'll want some biscuits? Yous want some biscuits?"
(Leslie Nielsen) "These men died for their state. Send flowers to their bitches and hos."

George Carlin as Architect

(George Carlin) "My married woman and I wanted a child, simply she couldn't get meaning. Neither could I."

(George Carlin) "We loved our daughter very much, but she was evil. Made the horses crazy. Killed our puppies. Hid the remote. Really ill shit. My married woman took her to the old family unit farm and drowned her in the well. I felt a simple time-out would have been sufficient."

(George Carlin) "The answer is unproblematic. You are the eventuality of an anomaly. Yous are inexorably seeking a sedulant probability."
(Anna Faris) "Sedulant? I uh --"
(George Carlin) "Grotesquery? -- No? -- What near, contingent affirmation? -- That'southward gotta mean somethin --"

(George Carlin) "It's already begun. You're too late."
(Anna Faris) "Oh, my God."
(George Carlin) "But not too late to make an sometime man happy."

(George Carlin) "I tin't help it. Information technology'due south very lonely in here. Ergo, I haven't been with anyone in a very long time, not counting myself. Or this chair. I call her -- Linda."

Denise Richards as Annie

Ajay Naidu every bit Sayaman

(Ajay Naidu) "I'k sorry virtually that night. If I hadn't fallen asleep while driving for that exact xx minutes. If I hadn't drank that verbal whole bottle of Jaegermeister. If only I hadn't killed that hooker."
(Charlie Sheen) "Sayaman. I don't see what any of this has to do with Annie."
(Ajay Naidu) "I'm pitiful. Those were other nights. Just if information technology had been that nighttime, I might take missed her."

Jeremy Piven as Ross Giggins

(Jeremy Piven) "Do they pose a threat? Simply one thing's for sure. We are all going to be killed."

(Jeremy Piven) "Turning at present to sports --"
(Jeremy Piven) "and an evil video tape that kills anyone who watches it in 7 days. It'southward true. We're all in danger. There'due south an alien strength that's trying foreclose you from knowing the truth."
(Carson Ward) "Oh, no. Campbell, are you insane?"
(Jeremy Piven) "It'south a horrible fate."
(Anna Faris) "Carson, I have to do this."
(Jeremy Piven) "Correction, in that location really is no danger. Actually, I didn't actually mean anything I merely said. Yes, I did. Every word of it. Everyone watching this could be dead in a week."
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(Jeremy Piven) "I been cleanin' later this dumb-ass cracker Giggins for ten years, but I been hittin' it with his woman for twelve. Know what I'm sayin', nigga? She likes her some chocolate. Sharpton for President y'all. I'm outie."

(Jeremy Piven) "-- and at present the killer video that kills you seven days after you watched information technology, we're the simply station that has it and we are showing it all night"

Charlie Sheen as Tom

(Charlie Sheen) "Quick, we can get that plank of wood to jam underneath the door."
(Charlie Sheen) "Oh, my assurance."
(Charlie Sheen) "Oh -- Jesus."

(Charlie Sheen) "I want to encounter Annie."
(Camryn Manheim) "She'due south dissever in one-half."
(Charlie Sheen) "You mean like down-the-middle in one-half?"
(Camryn Manheim) "At the waist."
(Charlie Sheen) "You mean this is the last time I tin can talk to the height one-half?"
(Camryn Manheim) "Yes. The truck is the only thing that is holding her together."
(Charlie Sheen) "Allow's say this is her lesser one-half."
(Charlie Sheen) "Can I clasp in a few minutes with that?"
(Camryn Manheim) "I'thou not sure what you mean."
(Charlie Sheen) "Let me explain."

(Charlie Sheen) "Sue?"
(Jianna Ballard) "I can't sleep."
(Charlie Sheen) "Well, it'south manner by your bedtime."
(Jianna Ballard) "Won't y'all rock me to slumber in your big, potent arms? There'south enough of room under the covers. Information technology'southward a hot night. You don't need to wear pajamas."
(Charlie Sheen) "Where is my daughter?"
(Jianna Ballard) "Are you mad? I am your daughter."
(Charlie Sheen) "No yous're not."

(Charlie Sheen) "Hi, baby."
(Denise Richards) "Honey, I'm dying."
(Charlie Sheen) "No, don't talk like that, the truck barely hit you."

(Charlie Sheen) "Come here. What did yous do with Sue?"
(Eddie Griffin) "I didn't touch her, I swear."
(Charlie Sheen) "I don't believe you lot."
(Eddie Griffin) "Please, for God'due south sake. She'south a daughter."

(Charlie Sheen) "Don't telephone call me "dude". I haven't been a stoner since --"

(Charlie Sheen) "How exercise yous like information technology?"

Camryn Manheim equally Trooper Champlin

(Camryn Manheim) "Your faith volition return. Merely equally certain equally the sun will rising."
(Charlie Sheen) "Sounds similar a long shot."

(Camryn Manheim) "It's your wife, Father. She's injure."
(Charlie Sheen) "Annie?"
(Camryn Manheim) "She was hit past a truck and she'southward pinned against a tree."
(Charlie Sheen) "I don't understand."
(Camryn Manheim) "As long as the truck has her pinned, she'll stay alive."
(Charlie Sheen) "I still don't get it."
(Camryn Manheim) "This -- is your wife."
(Charlie Sheen) "She bankrupt her wiener?"

Pamela Anderson every bit Becca

(Pamela Anderson) "Katie,are you okay?"
(Pamela Anderson) "Are yous okay?"

D. L. Hughley as John Wilson

Jenny McCarthy equally Kate

(Jenny McCarthy) "I hate television; gives me headaches."
(Pamela Anderson) "You know, there's so many magnetic waves travelling in the airspace because of TV and television, we're losing like ten times equally many encephalon cells as nosotros're supposed to."
(Jenny McCarthy) "Oh, delight."
(Jenny McCarthy) "The moo-cow says blank? Iii letters?"
(Pamela Anderson) "Dude."
(Jenny McCarthy) "Dude. I dont know, magnetic waves, brain cells, I don?t sympathise the connection between all that stuff."
(Pamela Anderson) "Y'all know what else I heard? Magnetic waves shrink silicone molecules."
(Pamela Anderson) "Agghh. Oh, my God, turn information technology off."
(Jenny McCarthy) "Information technology'south not working."
(Pamela Anderson) "It's backwards."
(Jenny McCarthy) "What practice we do?"
(Pamela Anderson) "I dont know. Aghhhh."
(Jenny McCarthy) "That was kind of scary."
(Pamela Anderson) "I know something even scarier."
(Jenny McCarthy) "Ooh, what?"
(Pamela Anderson) "Have you heard about this videotape?"
(Jenny McCarthy) "The one where they do it on the boat and then in the car and then in the bathtub? And he'southward like, "Hey, baby, I love you lot? and she's like "Where are we?" And did you lot run across the size?"
(Pamela Anderson) "No. Not that record. The one with all the scary images, and after yous watch the tape, the phone rings and this really scary vocalisation comes on and says you're gonna die in similar --"
(Jenny McCarthy) "Seven days. Yeah, I saw that 1 with Josh last weekend."
(Pamela Anderson) "You were with Josh final weeknd? Oh, my God."
(Jenny McCarthy) "Oh, yes I was."
(Pamela Anderson) "You ho."
(Jenny McCarthy) "You know information technology."
(Pamela Anderson) "This is really weird."
(Jenny McCarthy) "Yeah, large firm, just ane phone."

(Jenny McCarthy) "Inquire your Mom which bathroom has the vibrating showerhead."

Regina Hall equally Brenda Meeks

(Regina Hall) "Now who the fuck did that."

(Regina Hall) "I but got a weird feeling something bad is heading my way. Similar when you see an Asian person behind the wheel of a automobile."

(Regina Hall) "I saw this record, and I think y'all should know virtually information technology. Information technology had these really shocking images on it."
(Anna Faris) "Brenda, it was Mardi Gras, I never drank Vodka earlier, and I was outta beads."
(Regina Hall) "No, not that tape Cindy. Anyhow, you watch the tape, and when information technology'south over, your telephone rings. And this creepy voice says, "Yous're Gonna Die In Seven Days", and seven days later on --"
(Anna Faris) "When did y'all sentinel information technology?"
(Regina Hall) "A week agone. A week ago, this evening."
(Anna Faris) "Brenda."
(Anna Faris) "."
(Anna Faris) "Oh my God, yous bitch."
(Regina Hall) "Ketchup."
(Anna Faris) "Oh, yous got me."
(Regina Hall) "I can't believe you brutal for that fake seizure."
(Anna Faris) "But it seemed so real."
(Regina Hall) "It did didn't it?"
(Anna Faris) "And you peed."
(Regina Hall) "Yep. I really sold that shit, didn't I? I just love the wait on your face up when you lot are scared, daughter. You are too easy."
(Regina Hall) ". I got you with the old fake paw. I'g gonna get the residual of the popcorn --"

Drew Mikuska every bit Cody

(Drew Mikuska) "Smoke all you want, you're gonna get hitting past a charabanc."

(Drew Mikuska) "It'due south a boy. He's going to exist an asshole."

(Drew Mikuska) "That's not fooling anyone"

(Drew Mikuska) "Y'all're getting lucky tonight."
(Drew Mikuska) "He doesn't know you're a guy."

Ja Rule equally Amanuensis Thompson

(Ja Rule) "Sir. Pace away from the window."
(Leslie Nielsen) "What? Did I forget to put my pants on again?"

Darrell Hammond equally Father Muldoon

(Darrell Hammond) "We're getting along famously."

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